Saturday, 11 June 2011

Hugh Hefner and Heather Locklear


Hugh Hefner and Heather Locklear die and go to heaven. They are greeted by St. Peter who says to Hef,


“You have corrupted the lives of many men and boys alike with your pornography. You have only one chance to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without having even one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall into hell where you will cry and gnash your teeth for all eternity.”


Hef decides that this will be easy, for the tunnel is only 100 feet long. So he begins down the tunnel with St. Peter following close behind. About half way down the tunnel St. Peter leans closer to Hef and whispers in his ear . . . “Tits”


A trap door opens and Hef falls down into Hell.


St. Peter then goes to Heather Locklear and says,


“You have corrupted the lives of many men and boys alike with your sexy looks and provocative behavior. You have only one chance to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without having even one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall into hell where you will cry and gnash your teeth for all eternity.”


Heather begins her trek down the tunnel with St. Peter close behind. About half way down St. Peter leans closer to Heather to whisper in her ear.


A trap door opens and St. Peter falls down into Hell.


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