Two Kiwi’s

Two Kiwi’s are working on a building site in Auckland. Phul (Phil) & Muck (Mick). Anyway Phul turns to Muck & says,

“Cawww I’ve gotta take a piss, but there’s nowhere to go, eh.”

“Walk out to the ind of thit plank,” replies Muck. “I’ll stand on this ind & balance ut.”

“Are you sure, Muck?”

“Yis, no worries”

“100%?”

“YIS!”

So out goes Phul to take a piss & the lunch siren sounds, Muck forgets what he’s supposed to be doing & steps off the plank & Phul is a goner.

Several days later an Australian, a Frenchman & a Kiwi are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest…

Wazza the Aussie says, “Mate I’ve been known to miss a piss up session down the Pub with me mates trying to crack on to sheilas!”

Pierre, the Frenchman says, “No, No, No, Ve French chase ze women with much zest & give them gifts of love like French champagne to win their affection, it is us vor sure.”

Meanwhile Bob (the Kiwi) sits laughing & says, “No, You blokes are both wrong, the other day I was walking past a building site in Auckland following these 2 gorgeous looking Birds, and this bloke came plummeting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming, “CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!”

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