40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 Travellers here. Can I let them in'
God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys.
Go out and tell them to choose Between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone, he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the bloody gates!'
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