Tuesday 27 October 2009

Brave Soldiers

"To get back to the front line, Sir."

The major asks the second soldier, "Why are you here?"

"Chronic piles, Sir"

"What treatment are you getting?" asks the major.

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir."

"What is your ambition?" asks the major

"To get back to the front line, Sir"

The major asks the third soldier, "Why are you here."

"Chronic gum infection, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush, Sir."

"What is your ambition?" asks the major.

"To get the wire brush first, Sir." answers the soldier.

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