10 signs of a recession.
•I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the post.
•BP laid off 25 Polititians.
•Parents in Hamstead Heath are considering raising their own children.
•I saw the Managing Director of Tesco's shopping at Tesco's.
•Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
•A prostitute asked me if she could borrow £20 until she can get back on her back.
•I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the channel into France.
•I saw four Director's playing miniature golf.
•Even people who aren’t in Gordon Brown's cabinet aren’t paying taxes.
Oh wait, there’s only 9 of them… darn recession is scaling down everything.
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