Flab

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her
on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your
control-top panty hose".

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his
"Willie."

With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we
could get rid of the gardener, the postman, and your brother."!