Friday, 9 January 2009

Communications

Two Irish soldiers are out on manoeuvres when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other soldier whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency
services.

He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The soldier's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

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