Chavs

Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.

What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Granny.

What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you say to a chav in a suit
"Will the defendant please rise"

Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
What you looking at.

Why are chavs like slinkey's?
Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
The policeman!

How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
Paint 3 stripes on it.

What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A start.

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
Because a nova has 4 seats.

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

What do you say to a chav with a job?
Bigmac please.

What's the differemce between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A chav girl has a higher sperm count.