Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change.
The courage to change things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pi*sed me off
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the arse that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work 12% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday
And help me to remember ........ when I'm having a really bad day and it seems people are trying their hardest to pi*s me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my arm and smack the b*stard in the mouth.
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