One day on his way home from work a father suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the saleswoman, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The saleswoman replies, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed saleswoman rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
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