Nurse

The hospital nurse was walking down the corridor when his supervisor spotted him. The supervisor could not believe it:

Nurse, his hair was unkempt Wrinkled dress, and his general dishevelment, one off the top of his chest, his uniform was hanging in front of the Open ended!

"MISS JENNINGS! How can you account for around not only the search, such as the derelict, but their own breast milk by parading the hospital! "

"Oh," said the Nurse, as she breast milk, pasta in his account of his uniform, "those darn interns! They never put anything in the back, where they are, through the use of it! "

Nothing with you

The man was sitting in London on the train to the bag of fresh prawns, eating habits while ripping off the heads and shells, and throw them out the window.

When he was gobbled down some of the older woman opposite him, said, "would you mind not so? Is disgusting to watch. ".

"Listen, love." He replied, "there is nothing to thee, my roppakaupalla, the fare paid for this trip, you and I do what I want this on the train, as well as the Damn." He runs the ripping off the covers, throws them off the window and eating shrimps. Finally, he completed the bag and find out a little bit back to sleep.

The woman then began some knitting needles, and all the people to be heard at the same time, when he was trying to sleep was her knitting needles permanent disease-click.

After a while he sits back and says the woman, "" could, "stop that noise does not, you'll see I'm trying to sleep?"

"It has nothing to do with roppakaupalla," replies the old woman, "you've paid my fare and I do what I want to train.

Is that the man was a woman knitting needles and threw it out of window. Woman rose and pulled the power cord immediately alert the train.

Juhliimme, the man burst, and said, "Ha ha, you can get fined $ 200 that!"

That old woman replied, "and for a period of six years, when the police and the odour of the fingers".

Office Manager

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the new guy.

“John,” the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker … That’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”

The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”

“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . “

OB-GYN visit

For all those who usually is insulted, OB-GYN-office … Melbourne, FL, one pays the money (100-500 €) for people to tell their stories in a very embarrassing to radio stations. In this case, netted the winner:

He said:

I had an appointment with the gynecologist due later in the week, when one morning, you will be able to call his Office. I had been rescheduled to early in the morning, 9: 30 am.

I was just compress all of the school and it was already 8: 45. His trip lasted about 35 minutes, in General, so I was not always spare parts. Like most women, I am sure, I like a little extra effort taken over hygiene, making such visits, but this time I am not going to be made to complete the effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw out of my morning jacket, wet washcloth, wash, and gave myself "in that area" on the front of the pool, make sure that the careful became presentable.

Washcloth returned the clothes basket donned clothing, hopped in the car, and my appointment.

I was waiting time in space, when he called me, just a few minutes. Knowing the procedure, because I am sure that the roads, hopped on the table, I looked at the other side of the room and I was lying in Hawaii, or in any other place a million miles away from here.

I was a little surprised when he said "My … we made a little extra effort this morning, there is no such thing as we do?", but did not respond.

The appointment was over. Huokaisivat relief and went home. The rest of the day went to normal … some shopping, cleaning, and a full, etc. 8: 30 That evening, my daughter had a 14-year-old to go to the school dance, the fixing of the time when he called in the bathroom,

"What is my Mother – a washcloth?"

Back to another is called his Cabinet. He plays back the

"No! Do I need it, who was here for the handler. It was all the glitter and säkenöintiä in it.

Survey

Joke of the Day Posted on | January 25, 2012 | No Comments

A marketing guy was interviewing people on the street had button-holed a guy and was asking him a series of questions which went like this. .

Which shaving cream do you use?

The gent answered, Baba’s, and the guy proceeded to answer each of the interviewer’s following questions with the same answer, Baba’s…

Which aftershave do you use?

Which deodorant do you use?

Which toothpaste do you use?

Which shampoo do you use?

Which soap do you use?

Finally, a bit frustrated, the interviewer asked,

“Ok, tell me, What is this ‘Baba’? Is it an international or foreign company?”

The guy replies. . . .

“No, he’s my room-mate!”

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Survey

A marketing guy was interviewing people on the street had button-holed a guy and was asking him a series of questions which went like this. .

Which shaving cream do you use?

The gent answered, Baba’s, and the guy proceeded to answer each of the interviewer’s following questions with the same answer, Baba’s…

Which aftershave do you use?

Which deodorant do you use?

Which toothpaste do you use?

Which shampoo do you use?

Which soap do you use?

Finally, a bit frustrated, the interviewer asked,

“Ok, tell me, What is this ‘Baba’? Is it an international or foreign company?”

The guy replies. . . .

“No, he’s my room-mate!”

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