Daughter in the room

Posted on Day joke | 11. October 2010 | No Comments

Does the Englishman, the Irishman & all talking about the Scotsman teenage daughters.

The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter room day and packet cigarettes was found. I even knew he smoked ".

Scotsman says, "there is nothing.My daughter's room was clean when I came across a bottle of Vodka for the whole day.I was really shocked as I knew, he drank, even in the case ".

Irishman speaks. "Both of you got nothing to worry about My daughter's room had. cleaning of condoms packet a day when I found I was really shocked.. En even knew he was a member of the penis ".

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Witches

Posted on Day joke | 12. October 2010 | No Comments

Q: do you know why not wear panties witches?
(A) the reason why it gives them a better grip on their brooms!

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Good health questions & answers

Posted on Day joke | 13. October 2010 | No Comments

These must be correct. I got them from retired Doctor I play with the application pool.You must comply with them, if they work ID for you Good luck!.

Dr. LaCoste Health questions and answers

Q: I've heard that you can extend the life of cardiovascular Exercise. Is it true?
(A) your heart is only good for so many beats, and that is it, do not piss them off.All think ultimately. speeding up your heart, you can live a longer, do not; that is similar to other words, you can extend the life of your car driving faster. Do you want to live longer? Take a NAP.

Q: should I cut the meat and eat more fruit and vegetables?
(A): is the plug logistical efficiencies.What a cow to eat?Hay and maize. And what are they? vegetables. so the steak is not an effective mechanism other than to provide vegetables on the system.Do you need a grain?Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source field grass (green leafy vegetables) and the pork chop can give you your own vegetables Jätesäiliön 100% of the recommended daily allowance.

Q: does beer or wine, bad for me?
(A) hear it moves to the previous section about the Management Committee for fresh fruit and vegetables.As we all know, researchers share all of the world into three categories: animal, mineral and vegetable. we all know that the beer and wine are not animals, and they are not the periodic table elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: have burger and beer and enjoy the liquid vegetable.

Q: how is the ratio of the institution/grease can be calculated?
A. well, if you have a body, and body fat, your relationship is one-to-one.If you have two body, your relationship is one of the two, etc.

Q: what are some advantages to participate in the program on a regular basis?
(A) will not be able to think of a single one, sorry., I must: n: O pain-good.

Q: If I stop smoking, I live longer?
Nope. smoking is A single character in expression, and peace in mind. [1] [2] If you quit, you are likely to stress yourself in record time to death.

Q: are fried food bad for you?
A: you are not listening. foods intended for human consumption are fried vegetable oils in these days ... in fact they've influenced. how to get more vegetables could be bad for you?

Q: what is the secret of healthy dietary habits?
A thicker gravy.

(K): sit-ups to prevent me in the middle of a little soft movement?
(A) absolutely no! When you can use for muscle, you should be larger. sit ups only do If you want a bigger stomach.

I hope that this has removed all the misconceptions has been up to.

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There is a need for a common

Posted on Day joke | 14. October 2010 | No Comments

Q: what Christmas tree and the priest is the common?
(A) the balls are decoration!

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The surprise party

Posted on Day joke | 15. October 2010 | No Comments

It was my Birthday the day before the eighteenth. Had to live at home, but my parents had decreased in the evening, so I asked my girlfriend for more than a romantic night alone.We are making the presentation of the bed after love, we heard the phone ring downstairs. I proposed to my girlfriend that I will give unto him Piggyback ride to your phone.

Because we want to not miss a call, we did not get the incisors erupted through the gum.

When we got the stairs to the bottom of the page, all of a sudden the lights and the whole crowd became human yelled, "SURPRISE!"

The entire family, aunts, uncles, Grandparents, cousins, and all of my friends was standing there.

My girlfriend and was not frozen, of electric and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity passed condition. After this, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again.

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Embarrassing problem

Posted on Day joke | 16. October 2010 | No Comments

A young couple decided to wed.Because of the great day approached increased apprehensive. each was embarrassing problem, they never previously shared with anyone, not even with each other.

Groom, overcoming his fear of out-of-the-box, decide to ask the advice of his father.

"Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage and my fiancee. I love very much, but you know, I have a very swimming feet and I fear that in the future, my wife, they revolted."

"Not a problem," said the father, "all you have to do is to wash your feet as often as possible and in any event be used always stockings, even to sleep."

No to him, this seemed a working solution.

Overcoming his fear of the bride-to-be decided to take up his mother in his issue.

"Mother," he said, "when I wake up my breath is really terrible morning."

"Honey," his mother consoled, "everyone has a bad breath in the morning."

"No, you do not understand."Morning breath is so disgustingly bad, I fear, the new my husband to sleep in the same room with me. "

His mother said simply, "try this in the morning you can get directly to the bed. [1] [2], and head for the bathroom and brush my teeth. [1] [2] the key is to say a word until you've Brushed my teeth. [1] [2] is not the word" his mother the formal.

No he thought, it was certainly a test.

Finally, a beautiful Loving couple were married without forgetting the advice of the ceremony. [1] [2] each had received, he his everlasting socks and with his morning silence he, BA, they managed quite well. [1] [2] that is to say approximately six months later.

Before the advent of the husband wake up getting started to find one of his socks had become Fearful of the consequences of, he, as the case may be. hädissäni searches for This, of course, the raised bed. [1] [2] his bride and he immediately without thinking, changes to face him and asks

"What, you make the country?"

"Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've eaten one of my socks!"

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On behalf of another person

Posted on Day joke | 17. October 2010 | No Comments

The angel appears in the meeting of the Faculty of and tells you to clean that his unselfish and in return, the Lord will reward esimerkillisellä problem with him in a system with a notified body of his infinite wealth, infinite wisdom or infinite beauty.

Without Hesitating, selects an infinite wisdom to clean.

"Done!", says Angel and a cloud of smoke and bolt Flash disappears.

Now all the heads turn towards a clean, dark, halo of light which sits surrounded by one of the colleagues whispers is a long period of time,

"Say something".

To clean sighs and says, "I should take the money."

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