Wednesday, 15 July 2009

The pub

A chap walks into a pub and sits down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer,he heard a sexy voice say, "Nice shoes!" Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later the voice said, "Beautiful tie." At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey,I must be losing my mind," he said. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's no one in here but us." "It's the peanuts," answered the bartender. "They're complimentary."

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