More rubbish

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except the one where you're naked in the supermarket

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Welcome to Caernarfon Set your watch back 20 years.

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

Gwynedd:
Fifteen thousand people,
Fifteen last names.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is only an illusion, that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.