Wednesday, 3 June 2009

BLONDE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.

Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.

Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.

He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburnt, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for rest of day.

Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming.Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.

Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.

I was shocked.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.

Twice.

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