Monday 22 June 2009

6 year olds

A primary two school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.

She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

Their insight may surprise you.

While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-old, because the last one is a classic!

1.Don't change horses - until they stop running.
2.Strike while the - bug is close.
3.It's always darkest before - Daylight Saving Time.
4.Never underestimate the power of - termites.
5.You can lead a horse to water but - How?
6.Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.
7.No news is - impossible
8.A miss is as good as a - Mr.
9.You can't teach an old dog new - Maths
10.If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.
11.Love all, trust - Me.
12.The pen is mightier than the - pigs.
13.An idle mind is - the best way to relax.
14.Where there's smoke there's - pollution.
15.Happy the bride who - gets all the presents.
16.A penny saved is - not much.
17.Two's company, three's - the Musketeers.
18.Don't put off till tomorrow what - you put on to go to bed.
19.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose.
20.There are none so blind as - Stevie Wonder.
21.Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.
22.If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries.
23.You get out of something only what you - See in the picture on the box
24.When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way.
25.A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26.Better late than - Pregnant

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