A fire-fighter, working on the engine outside the station, noticed a little girl going by in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, and a garden hose coiled in the wagon.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighters helmet.
The wagon was pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look and said
'That sure is a nice fire truck'.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.
The fire-fighter, looking a little closer, noticed the girl had the wagon tied to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles...
'Little partner,' the fire-fighter said,
'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you tie that rope to the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
The little girl replied thoughtfully,
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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