Confucius Says:

Man who run in Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind Car get exhausted.
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Man with one Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left.
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Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse..
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Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement.
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Man who fish in Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.