Sean, Murphy and Paddy died and found themselves waiting at the pearly gates.
St.Peter came to them and said "As it's near Christmas I want you to show me something you have on your persons to do with the festive season".
Sean searched in his pockets and produced a lighter which he sparked into flame and told St. Peter that it represented a candle. "That's very good" said St. Peter., "Go on into heaven and enjoy yourself".
Murphy then showed St.Peter a rattly bunch of keys which he likened to a peal of bells. "Very good" said St.Peter "In you go, and have a good time".
Paddy, after a long ferret around in his pockets brought out a pair of ladies panties. St.Peter said "And what pray, may those have to do with Christmas"; to which Paddy replied "They're Carols!".
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