After a Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask 'Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?' and the Guinness president replies 'Well, if you guys aren't drinking beers, neither will I.'
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