The two men are just fishing softly and beer drinking.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I have a good faith belief that the divorce of my wife. [1] [2] he has not spoken to me 2 months."
Charles still sipping slowly his beer then thoughtfully says
' Better, that I think it over, Bob. Women such as that it is difficult to find."
Lisa, strikingly beautiful young Brunette sat William fancy restaurant table size. he smiled William already proposes to him.
"I'm not sure I would like to think of it."; "he replied.
William crushed, but it kept his composure. Dinner after they went to his location.The romantic atmosphere and William was eager to make Lisa loves.
He stopped him and said, "before we get married, or even make love, I would like to buy me something"
"Make sure that the name of my love for you., pearl necklace, car, diamond earrings, it is named."
"I want to solid gold Boy Scout knife."
Stunned, William asked, "but why? you can buy you anything you want. why it is solid gold Boy Scout knife?"
"I can not tell, but does not do for you until you receive one love."
William searching high and low, but could not find such a knife.Desperate, he was the one who creates the jeweler to him.
They met in his place a romantic evening, the next time he again proposed the introduction of their loves. again, he said, he could not and did not receive the first solid gold Boy Scout knife.
With a smile, he gave him a small gift wrapped box.
He carefully opened it and saw knife. [1] [2] they went, if he or she begins the great hope chest in his bed at the bedroom. He may within the knife, but not before William saw a hope chest contents. it was full of Boy Scout Knifes solid gold.
"What is this?" the whole thing is full of gold Boy Scout knives? Why you ask for me gold razor when you already have so much? "
"I can tell you," he replied.
After several minutes of Badgering, he relented and said
"The intrinsic merits of I will be older. my hair turn gray, my face begins to get wrinkles and my beauty Fades, it's a good idea to me then That.? but do you know what the Boy Scout should make one of these knives?"
Three American blonds lost during Vietnam (war), it was the water is not in compliance with the food days.
When walking they met the Aladdin Genie, and he says: "I'll give u between two wants to"
1. says: "I want to bring me one u" diet cola "and sends me back to my family in the Americas much cuz I miss, and so he was back to the States happily.
2Nd says "I want to send me back to my son and give me u 50 $ so I can buy him at this time, and so he was back to kissing his man pleasantly is found.
3Rd was like heeeeeey u smart ass u Think u you intelligent when sending my friend me ha. out so I all alone, brings them back right now.
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In 1969, five overeducated British comics and an American illustrator ambushed the BBC with the strangest show in British history. How they got on the air is anyone's guess (rumors of blackmail were quickly hushed, though the Python's penchant for sheep gags... but enough of speculation), but their irreverent writing and ludicrous gags transformed the sketch comedy show into a stream-of-consciousness loony bin of absurdity, connected by the outrageous animations of Terry Gilliam. In these first episodes, you can see the sextet working out their technique, mixing music-hall slapstick with their zany brand of ridiculousness. Episode 1, "Whither Canada," features the Funniest Joke in the World (a.k.a. the Killer Joke, which is really nothing other than German gibberish, but don't tell anyone), as well as Famous Deaths Through History hosted by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (John Cleese in a silly wig), interviews with Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson and celebrated film director Sir Edward "Don't call me Eddie Baby" Ross, and a strange fascination with pigs. Episode 2, the teasingly titled "Sex and Violence," features John Cleese and Michael Palin as a pair of French inventors trading mustaches while explaining the finer points of sheep aviation, a man with three buttocks, an investigative report into the mouse crisis, and a wrestling match (two of three falls) to determine the existence of God. --Sean AxmakerPrice: $10.95
Q: What’s the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: When the baby look like the father, its Biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, its Sociology!
One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds…
I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”
The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said “David”,
The Buddhist boy said “Gautama Buddha” and the Muslim boy said “Mohammed”.
They all were not successful.
Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I’ll give you the 10 pounds that I promised.”
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, “You know Jignesh, since you’re a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
Jignesh replied, “Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but Bijness is Bijness!!!!!!
First Guy (proudly) : “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re fortunate, mine’s still alive.”
