A goat walks into a Jobcentre and goes up to the counter. In perfect English he asks the assistant "Do you happen to have any jobs going to suit my talents?"
The assistant is stunned to hear a talking goat but manages to keep calm, and tries to be helpful... "well", he said, "with your talents I should imagine we could certainly find a job for you in a Circus"
The goat is equally taken aback.. "Really? I wouldn't have thought they'd have much use for a bricklayer but I'll give it a try..."
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