Wednesday, 24 December 2008

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

3: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

4: Are you ready for seconds yet?

5: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

6: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

7: How long will it take after you put it in?

8: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

9: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

10: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

11: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

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