Madam

A middle aged man knocked on the Door of the Chelsea Brothel, the Madam answered the door and enquired of his needs.

"I want Valerie" he said.

"She is expensive and charges £5,000 per Hour" was Madam's reply.

"I only want her" the man insisted.

Madam opened the door and called for Valerie, who escorted the man to her room, from where he left an hour later, after handing over £5,000

The next evening the same procedure was re—enacted at the same time, asked for Valerie, enjoyed her favours, paid her fee, and again the man left after his hour of pleasure.

On the 3rd night, as sure as the sun rises, and to the astonishment of every Lady in the Brothel, the man called again. After he had paid Valerie her £5,000 and was leaving Valerie asked "Where do you come from because I have never had a man come to me for my favours three nights running like you have".

"I come from Scotland" the man replied.

This caused Valerie to say "That is good so do I, what part of Scotland?".

The man answered with "Aberdeen".

Valerie was pleased to hear this and said "I have family in Aberdeen".

To which the man answered by saying "I know and I have to officially inform you that your Sister has died and left you £15,000 in her Will, I was her Lawyer, and she also insisted that I should deliver the money to you personally, which I have now done over these past 3 nights"

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS THAT 3 THINGS IN LIFE ARE CERTAIN.

1. DEATH. — 2. TAXES. — 3. BEING SCREWED BY A LAWYER.